How Rude!!!

How rude boy got his name........
It all started back in first term when I had the delighful priviledge to be roomates with Burbage. There wasn't really many downfalls to being her room mate, only one.......the pressence of a certain boy.

This boy (now commonly known as rude boy within our little circle) was in Helen's seminar group so would occasionaly randomly appear in our room in a state of aloof panick the night before a seminar. On his leaving our room the satement, 'How rude' was regularly exclaimed.

One weekend Burbage was away, I was sat at my desk, studying hard as any conciencious student would be when he walked into my room, no real knock, I think I had maybe seen him once before. In he walks as I struggle to place who he is. He sat down on the bed and just waited. After a few seconds of me staring at him he asks where Helen is.
'She's not here!!!'
'When will she be back, I need her'
'not till monday, do you want me to give her a message?'
'no I'll wait'
'SHE WON'T BE HERE TILL MONDAY!!!'
he wasn't too impresed be this but then I wasn't too impressed at him just walking into my room.

On Monday, sure enough he was back, sat on the bed, being lazy, not working very hard and moaning about his girlfriend and how they were on a break. He concluded by saying 'oh well, she's only a woman!!!'
In response to this helen and I look at each other, mouths open 'do you KNOW you're talking to women...Hello'

So this is how he got his name and me oh my does he live up to it...there is an abundance of stories. His trousers live around his knees with practically his whole boxers showing and he is infamous for his hat perced on top of his hair.