and again...

Saw him again, agian, with girlfriend, and also sporting a rather fetching blue, puple, green and red stripy hat.

First sighting this term!!

I SAW RUDEBOY TODAY!! He was with hsi girlfriend (they are v. obviously still together for some, odd, reason. Anyway, and low and behold, what else was perched on top of his head but his good old bobble hat!!

George Bush

Who knew Rude boy was friends with George Bush??? go figure?

Brother, where art thou?!

Anyone seen rude boy lately??

"Hallelujah"

Tonight whilst sitting in the WJCR Rude Boy plus friend decided to entertain us with a rendition of the Hallelujah chorus. How sweet!
No, he actually just wanted us to them them in cos they'd forgotten their keys or something.
And then once we'd let them in, they made some RUDE comment whch i didnt hear and dont particularly want to know what it was.
They kept protesting like " o we really do go here, honestly" and i was just like " I know who you are!!".

Funny Noises

Rude boy was sitting on the stairs AGAIN on the phone this evening making funny noises which made me laugh but also scared me. It was very weird.

Don't Look Left

This was Amie's advice.
So what do I? Oh yes. while passing the stairs on the way back to my room, I look left and immediately start laughing, maybe not the best plan.

What did I see?

Rude boy sitting in his boxers on the phone mid way between the ground and 1st floor. JUST his boxers. Well what more can you expect off such a Rude Boy?! and quite skimpy they were too, not that i was looking close, you dont need to, it's just so blatent to the eyes. And it was NOT a pretty sight.

So the next time Amie tells me to avert my eyes, my might just swallow my curiosity and take her advice.

RANDOM THOUGHT:

How does RB have a girlfriend? I mean, not just in general, but how does he have a girlfriend who is actually quite pretty and could I'm sure bag a very nice guy? What is it about him? How does he do it?

Answers on a postcard please.

Ah, Rude Boy. Never before has a nickname so eloquently summed up all you need to know about the subject - for he is a boy and very very rude. You don't really need to know much more than that!

Over the past year I have had the 'pleasure' of sharing a seminar group with RB. Woo and yay. He was also part of the group of three people from Mary's who would, every three weeks, have to give a presentation on the document we were studying. All you had to do was prepare some context on the source and make a few points about the language/tone/bias etc. So far, so straightforward. Oh no.

Our seminars were on a Thursday morning, so every Wednesday at dinner before a seminar, RB would accost me in the dining hall.
'Have you done it yet?'
'Er, yes', I would (usually) reply.
'Oh f**k'
'I take it you haven't done it yet then?'
'No. It's alright though, you go first and say all of your stuff, and then I'll just blag it and make up some points.'

Which he invariably did. The other two of us in the group regularly carried RB through our seminars, but somehow I don't think our lecturer ever noticed! On second thoughts, maybe Rude Lazy Boy would be more appropriate...