"Hallelujah"

Tonight whilst sitting in the WJCR Rude Boy plus friend decided to entertain us with a rendition of the Hallelujah chorus. How sweet!
No, he actually just wanted us to them them in cos they'd forgotten their keys or something.
And then once we'd let them in, they made some RUDE comment whch i didnt hear and dont particularly want to know what it was.
They kept protesting like " o we really do go here, honestly" and i was just like " I know who you are!!".

Funny Noises

Rude boy was sitting on the stairs AGAIN on the phone this evening making funny noises which made me laugh but also scared me. It was very weird.

Don't Look Left

This was Amie's advice.
So what do I? Oh yes. while passing the stairs on the way back to my room, I look left and immediately start laughing, maybe not the best plan.

What did I see?

Rude boy sitting in his boxers on the phone mid way between the ground and 1st floor. JUST his boxers. Well what more can you expect off such a Rude Boy?! and quite skimpy they were too, not that i was looking close, you dont need to, it's just so blatent to the eyes. And it was NOT a pretty sight.

So the next time Amie tells me to avert my eyes, my might just swallow my curiosity and take her advice.

RANDOM THOUGHT:

How does RB have a girlfriend? I mean, not just in general, but how does he have a girlfriend who is actually quite pretty and could I'm sure bag a very nice guy? What is it about him? How does he do it?

Answers on a postcard please.

Ah, Rude Boy. Never before has a nickname so eloquently summed up all you need to know about the subject - for he is a boy and very very rude. You don't really need to know much more than that!

Over the past year I have had the 'pleasure' of sharing a seminar group with RB. Woo and yay. He was also part of the group of three people from Mary's who would, every three weeks, have to give a presentation on the document we were studying. All you had to do was prepare some context on the source and make a few points about the language/tone/bias etc. So far, so straightforward. Oh no.

Our seminars were on a Thursday morning, so every Wednesday at dinner before a seminar, RB would accost me in the dining hall.
'Have you done it yet?'
'Er, yes', I would (usually) reply.
'Oh f**k'
'I take it you haven't done it yet then?'
'No. It's alright though, you go first and say all of your stuff, and then I'll just blag it and make up some points.'

Which he invariably did. The other two of us in the group regularly carried RB through our seminars, but somehow I don't think our lecturer ever noticed! On second thoughts, maybe Rude Lazy Boy would be more appropriate...

toenails

so i just thought id add in our little story about the toenails. Rude boy has a girlfriend...yes i know, hard t believe, but its true. Girlfriend lives on our corridor. One passing Girlfriend's door one time on the way to dinner, we witnessed an event where rude boy was kindly cutting his toenails into her carpet, which i sminging, i mean cone on being rude is one thing but being that disgusting is quite another!!
And I quote the conversation...

GF: Eurgh dont leave your toenails in the carpet, that's digusting.....eurgh they're all getting in the carpet, stop it
RB: I'm leaving them in a pile, it's ok...

Oh like a pile is any better rude boy?!!
Anyway, more insights into the world of rude boy, enjoy!!

Rude, or just in fact, scary?!

Tuesday 06 June 2006

ok so i didnt have the best night's sleep last night. I got up to go to the bathroom at about half 2 in the morning and i was just about to head back to my own room when i opened the door, and RUDE BOY GAVE ME THE FRIGHT OF MY LIFE on his way to the pantry! I honestly think he was shocked aswell by the amount i was scared out my brains! Not to mention the way he looked aswell, i mean come on, if you're going to be scaring girls in the middle of the night the least you could do is get some clothes on (he was only wearing boxers, but no hat, alas)...
anyway just thought id add that little scare in my life as at the time it was rather hilarious if not terrifying to me!!!

(i would attatch a picture of the monster but that might reveal a bit too much and he might think im stalking him...)

How Rude!!!

How rude boy got his name........
It all started back in first term when I had the delighful priviledge to be roomates with Burbage. There wasn't really many downfalls to being her room mate, only one.......the pressence of a certain boy.

This boy (now commonly known as rude boy within our little circle) was in Helen's seminar group so would occasionaly randomly appear in our room in a state of aloof panick the night before a seminar. On his leaving our room the satement, 'How rude' was regularly exclaimed.

One weekend Burbage was away, I was sat at my desk, studying hard as any conciencious student would be when he walked into my room, no real knock, I think I had maybe seen him once before. In he walks as I struggle to place who he is. He sat down on the bed and just waited. After a few seconds of me staring at him he asks where Helen is.
'She's not here!!!'
'When will she be back, I need her'
'not till monday, do you want me to give her a message?'
'no I'll wait'
'SHE WON'T BE HERE TILL MONDAY!!!'
he wasn't too impresed be this but then I wasn't too impressed at him just walking into my room.

On Monday, sure enough he was back, sat on the bed, being lazy, not working very hard and moaning about his girlfriend and how they were on a break. He concluded by saying 'oh well, she's only a woman!!!'
In response to this helen and I look at each other, mouths open 'do you KNOW you're talking to women...Hello'

So this is how he got his name and me oh my does he live up to it...there is an abundance of stories. His trousers live around his knees with practically his whole boxers showing and he is infamous for his hat perced on top of his hair.